President Trump accused of not being Hitler

A rising number of people are accusing President Donald J. Trump of failing to properly assume his destiny as the next Hitler. In a class action protest on Van Ness Avenue here in semi-beautiful San Francisco, marchers chanted in unison by the handful, calling Trump a total failure.

"You're either good at playing Hitler, or you're not! Trump can't do anything right!" read one of the marcher's signs. Reactions on social media are mixed, with some people saying he literally is Hitler and others saying he sucks at the role. One Facebooker suggested that Trump should pretend to be someone else like Mo in the Three Stooges.

That comment's top reply said, "I'd rather he act like it's Weekend at Bernie's, lowkey literally like not literally like lowkey don't call the police on me I'm just saying I lowkey hope he dies like yesterday." Clearly, people are very mad about Trump's poor acting, in this case.

Public polling shows that President Trump and Hitler aren't the best comparison despite the majority of the USA wishing on their hands and knees that he would announce some gas chambers for once. Without the gas chambers, is it really Germany 1942 all over again?

VNN's Hitler expert Dabny Markmims clarified that in order for Trump to fulfill his destiny and become the next Hitler, he will have to do 69 separate things. You can call me to discuss all 69 things; I charge $69 per thing. As a bonus, here's a free-of-charge thing he has to do: commit suicide. You think he's gonna do that? No way!"

Analysis of internet hiveminds shows that most USAers are depressed about President Trump's refusal to be a good Hitler. "I feel like smacking him like he's my dog, screaming, 'BAD HITLER!'" opined one Redditor. A 4chan comment alluded to the fact that Hitler was much less powerful given his inability to use Twitter, suggesting that Trump is like a more refined murderer of 20,000,000... oh wait. You stupid idiots, Trump is NOTHING LIKE HITLER YOU FUCKING RETARDS. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE HITLER MURDERED?"

For fun, VNN staff reported the above comments and got everyone either sent to prison or banned from Reddit.