MSDNC officially changes name to BSNOW

MSDNC, the flagship media network for Obama Incorporated, has rebranded to BSNOW, delighting Microsoft shareholders who never expected the move.

Last night, during a heated game of Scrabble at a Microsoft party, VNN outdueled BSNOW in an epic showdown between good and good. "There's no such thing as evil," stated one Microsoft executive as he laid down the perfect bingo. Playing as VNN, the exec admitted that he just feels like a winner pretending to be a worthwhile media company for once. "Masquerading as a happy MSDNC employee sucked harder than Obama does nightly."

In response to the rebranding news, fans of the fraudulent, abusive network reminisced about their beloved programming on social media. One clown remarked about the time when Rachel Maddow "literally put together an entire segment using camera trickery to convince gullible idiots that Trump can't read." "Hey, Maddow, read this!" *points to groin*

Sources tell VNN that BSNOW will focus more on bullshit and less on Microsoft. If VNN could get an interview with BSNOW employees, they would hypothetically say the following: "Microsoft sucks, and the DNC sucks. Double negatives really suck, though, so I support more bullshit and less Billshit."

Billshit, the watercooler slur for Microsoft founder Bill Gates, is simply more proof that people don't like him. A recent poll from Some University found that Bill Gates is one of the more disliked people you'll meet. Those surveyed were asked just how hard they laughed when Mr. Gates's wife divorced him. Data suggests that Bill may be just as unpopular as Democratic senators & House members.

"People want more bullshit and less Billshit, so I think the rebrand is genius. I want the bullshit now! Give it to—" one researcher said before abruptly losing signal with VNN correspondents.