Michelle Obama is not a man, but her husband should become a 'woman'

Contrary to mountains upon mountains upon mountains upon mountains upon mountains of evidence that any moron can understand, Michelle Obama is not a man. I don't care what you think or how much you hate Blacks, she's got a pussy, mmk? Trust me on this. You think the Bill Peener, literally the greatest journalist since the last decent one, probably 20 years ago, hasn't fornicated with the 44th US President's wife?

So, shred, delete, and burn all of the evidence that Michelle is a man and focus on what can actually save this country. Michelle's husband should don a wig and a dress and call himself 'Baranda'. I'm the opposite of a libtard, and I would vote for Baranda in a heartbeat!

A female Barack could unite the country. Of all the 2028 candidates, Baranda is the complete package and will put the Michelle conspiracy theorists to "their own devices". Soon, a lot of Republicans and MAGAs will be pleasuring themselves to tranny Obama AI videos while the rubberneckers and Lefties vote him into his 4th term as president.