VNN —
A narcissist has been arrested for engaging in narcissism, a narcissistic behavior pattern that presents as Narcissus the flower, narcissistically missing the whole point.
Terrence Kirksey of Daly City has been arrested for behaving like a narcissist, preying on people in the Bay Area of California.
A similar sentiment was shared across the internet, with people mocking Mr. Hogan's passing. According to critics, The Hulkster was a racist because he used the word "nigger" in various contexts and because he campaigned with Donald Trump. Indeed, the Association of Correct Behavior agrees that Mr. Hulk Hogan was a racist and should have never been born.
"He should've never been born," CEO of the ACB Todd Harsh admitted to VNN. "Look, I may be a successful comedian and a CEO of the first morality company ever, but that doesn't mean I'm not God, either. The fact is, I am God; and therefore I have the ability to judge one's behavior fully and wholy. Mr. Hogan said the word 'nigger' on multiple occasions, so that right there is proof that his mother should be exhumed and charged with not having an abortion."
Calls for Mr. Hogan's mother's incarceration have been growing, with some people saying she should be put in a maximum prison for the rest of eternity. "Hulk's mom is already dead; but that doesn't mean we can't spend some tax dollars on imprisoning her body." VNN has reached out to several prisons to find out if they think hosting a dead person's body makes any sense, but nobody agreed.
In confidence, a guard at a local prison shared the following truth with VNN: "Fact is, there is no way the courts will entertain exhuming a body for the purpose of charging the corpse with failing to choose abortion 71 years ago. The motion would be dead on arrival. Why? Simple. Prisoners don't like having sex with dead bodies."
Indeed, numerous studies have been done showing that prisoners prefer having sex with breathers. "I only bang breathers," one prisoner at the local prison said. "Those dead people are boring because they just lay there, and their holes are limp. There's no grip."