VNN — This week, President Donald J. Trump prevented World War III after an immaculate military mission led by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and the United States Air Force. The mission involved using the same plane loved by many USA-ers in the late 80's & early 90's. Indeed, the stealth B-2 bomber is known by many to be the most popular tool in the Air Force's tool belt. Its style, mystique, and insane price are only part of the intrigue. The other part is where the technology came from and why these warplanes were developed at Area 51 outside of Las Vegas, Nevada. Area 51, known by the same enthusiasts of the B-2 as a cool alien hub, has been testing and perfecting the bomber for decades, originally beginning in 1987. Pilots living in Las Vegas would bus their way into the depths of the desert for an opportunity to punch in and serve their country doing top secret stuff. "It's top secret stuff," one pilot is recalled telling some people who were moving into his home in 1989. The new homeowners admitted that the pilot may have violated his contract and oath with the US Air Force as well as other federal agencies. However, the pilot is also probably dead by now due to the time that's passed, so it doesn't matter. President Trump has been degraded by the US news media coalition, accused of not only lying about the obliteration of Iran's nuclear program but also failing to start World War III like everyone hoped. Sources for CNN & New York Times confirm that there's an agenda to undermine Trump for dual purposes: furthering the mental illness of USA-ers as well as trying to make Trump die from distress. One source is quoted as saying, "the point isn't to inform the public. The point is kill the USA and Trump. We hate him and his voters." As confirmed by sources, the news media is complicit in fabricating a ubiquitous notion that Trump is a failure for not being the Hitler they want him to look like. After all, how can he be Hitler if he isn't starting world wars? It's essentially a prerequisite. A B-2 bomber with many of our esteemed pilots Courtesy of one of the complicit news sources Trump isn't a Warlord President Trump has zero interest in being remembered as the president who started World War III. That idea alone is proof that the news media is trying to convince the public of something that isn't true. When looking at the details, it becomes even more clear that President Trump deserves multiple peace prizes rather than the scorn of weak entities. The left-wing of the USA has become infected with mind viruses delivered by these weak entities who, while strong enough to infect the vulnerable, are not strong enough to grow up and behave like adults. Similar to a child who goes to school sick just to make his classmates sick too, the news media wants USA citizens to be sick. Of course, you can't get sick if you're vaccinated. A US doctor who refuses to identify him or herself told VNN that if you don't vaccinate yourself against the mainstream news, then you're setting yourself up for a worse time than if you got COVID. "COVID ain't got nothin' on the news, man," remarked the doctor in a private Signal chat. "Don't let Pete Hegseth know this, but COVID isn't the only virus made in a lab. The mainstream media like CNN & the Washington Post serve a single purpose: installing a lab-made virus in the minds of unassuming people." What's the solution? How does one get vaccinated against the mainstream media's mind virus? According to one of VNN's science & health experts, the only thing you can do is not be stupid. As stupid as that statement sounds, it's the truth. Dr. Todd Harsh, a noted expert in many fields including science & health, claims that gullibility is the access point for which the media installs their virus. Dr. Harsh elaborated, saying, "COVID enters the body through your pores, whereas the media's virus enters through the eyes & ears. If they could enter through your mouth and ass, then they'd do that too." History has shown that media doesn't need sodomy to mape its consumers. No doubt, anyone who has been infected with the media's mind virus has been maped, for they have been penetrated not sexually but politically. Yes, a new word has been invented to describe the media's intended effect on people. Mape is no better than rape Rape is only funny in a comedy setting, but mape is never funny. The harm done by the mainstream media is arguably worse than rape, for many rape cases involve some creepy, hairy dude hiding in a bush. Mape, on the other hand, involves well-groomed, slick businessmen who get off on profiting from illness. "When we infect people, we profit," one source who works for CNN told VNN. "The reason people click on our obviously fake, scammy ads and merely read headlines is sickness. Healthy people don't fall for tricks so easily." The source admitted that this tactic is affiliated with the CIA and is designed to boost media profits while creating dissent. This dual purpose of the media - to spread dissent and to profit off of mental illness - can be seen by the naked eye of anyone with common sense, notably President Trump. This is why Trump has spent years railing against the "fake" news, which in fact is actually violent. Trump has dealt with media attacks for decades, but the lab-created virus began long before the president was born. An image of the media's lab-created mind virus Courtesy of sources who work for CNN Trump is immune to the media's mind virus on account of exposure as well as an ability to think critically. Indeed, many USA-ers are also immune to this virus, causing them to be skeptical of everything they read. The unvaccinated souls that have been infected by the media's mind virus are perpetually running around like their heads have been cut off, blaming others for something that actually does warrant blame for others. It's rare that victims of abuse can successfully abandon responsibility for their condition; and this is one of those rare cases. If you've been infected by the media's mind virus, it's not your fault. You didn't know the media was complicit in a larger scheme. You thought the news media was on your side. Studies have shown that once infected, the only cure is doubtlessness. In order to stop being triggered by bogus headlines meant to elicit an extremely negative reaction, one must absolve him or herself of all doubt in the life itself. Call it God; call it the Creator of Light; or simply call it the Universe. Whatever term you give to the omnipotent entity that made everything, rest assured that there has never been and never will be anything to worry about. Indeed, the only reason the media's tricks harm you is because you worry. One study confirmed that worry is what keeps the virus churning through our brain. Perhaps this is why the majority of infected USA-ers are predominantly atheist. Certainly, Christians have their issues, but they're less susceptible to this virus than left-wing progressive liberal communist socialist environmentalist whatevers. "Fact is, if you're an atheist, and you consume mainstream news, then you probably think Donald Trump is actually Adolf Hitler in disguise." Another informant from CNN confirmed that there is a life-size, cardboard cutout of Donald Trump with a Hitler stache in one of CNN's meeting rooms. Apparently, CNN staffers do creepy things to the cutout, causing the cutout to crease and bend at the groin. Fortunately, there is no misfortune Thankfully, our omnipotent God knows the deal. This media mind virus is not a result of a devil or some satantic, evil entity. There is no such thing as evil; and everything happens exactly the way God wants it to. Yes, atheists are not a mistake. No, CNN is not a mistake. God likes a good story, and what's better than some drama and violence? Drama and violence make money, which is why President Trump will never escape the image of being Hitler's long lost nephew. CNN, NY Times, and all of the other mainstream media sources will keep trying to spread a disease that upends the stability and mental fortitude of US citizens. The only solution is to teach kids the same thing we always teach them: "Don't talk to strangers." For certain, any time you read the mainstream news, you're trusting a stranger. Think about that.